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he’s coming

He’s coming

HE’S COMING

He’ll save children, but not the British children.

(via angiewarhol)

angiewarhol:

Jesus…I’ll go to church if you take my cramps away and prove that you’re real. Sonofabitch.

” “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing”. “But,” says man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don’t. QED.” “Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. ” He’s not allowed to prove he’s real. You’re stuck with the cramps unless you lessen your demands.

I guess nobody even noticed since this blog of mine has, I’m pretty sure, one follower. And I live with him.

Buuut anyways I haven’t been on tumblr a lot lately due to the fact that my computer charger stopped working out of nowhere and I don’t like using tumblr as much on my tablet.

I’m gonna try to stick with it on here, though, since I’m too lazy to get my charger replaced.

I remember the days when Alienwares were badass and good for something. Then Dell came along. I just want to put my fist through my screen.

I hate it. I hate it a lot.

We’re understaffed, overworked, underpaid and the working conditions are terrible. Today it was me and one other person cooking on a decently busy day, and we had to clean the entire kitchen by ourselves. I’ll bitch about my job on here a lot.

Stupid place.

Not usually this negative, but I just got out.